I Want My Cookies Back =Game=

santa took them cause you were bad

i want my boyfriend back

he moved to pluto

i want my shampoo back

conditioner was jealous and ate him

i want my scissors back

paper went on strike

i want my pencil back

(what the freak? i said scissors but whatever)

ur pencil died of led poisoning

i want michael jackson back! (he died 2day )

oh sorry. thats embarassing. lolz

he had cardiac arrest

i want my cherrio back

(whats a cherrio?....)

uhhh a landshark came and ate it...i think

i want my iphone bak

you know, the cereal. like honey nut cherrios.

it crashed forever

i want my email back

(ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was pronoucing it CHERRY-O)

it got hacked

i want my wonka dollars back

they fell in some mud

i want my fuzzy slippers back

Gordo destroyed them (like he destroyed mine!)


i want my mocha latte bak

it wasnt mocha, it was sand and mud

i want my scented candle back

It fainted cause the scents were to much for it.

I want my black eye-liner back.

it doesnt like you

i want my movie back

your movie sucked so badly it shot it self

i want my freedom back!

someone wore the flag

i want my mousepad back

it blew up....

i want my tissue back

it was used

i want my candycane back

i crushed it in2 tiny pieces then fed it to the ducks

i want my brush back

it had to much hair in it

i want my vase back

the flowers in it ate it.

i want my glow-stick back!

it leaked
i want my clorox wipes back

they went dry.

i want my scarf back

it was blown away by the wind then ran over by a car

i want my gold medal back

[*crys* it was so young!]

ur gold medal melted cause of global warming

i want my purple hair dye back